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Look at me – I’m dancing!

Sunday, June 13th, 2010

A delightful short film about life through a child’s eyes.
I was watching a video made by a 12-year old girl called – Abortion? I love you. Life is beautiful. pregnant. My speech to President Obama. She made some really amazingly profound statements, especially in a society that stopped thinking. Real life is often not like the spoofs and vlogging. We are not as innocent as the toddlers of Charlie bit my finger. All too often the love story and lovely words like Im yours and I love you turn into I am broken and I am lost. Girlfriend plus Boyfriend do not equal love forever. A real battle ensues with battle lines: where does choice end and murder begin? Can I be pro-choice and pro-life? When does love, real love, conquer all our selfishness and hate? This short film was made for International Children’s Day. A call to love and protect those precious ones who cannot defend themselves. Many of the children starring in this short film were once unwanted, abandoned, orphans… but not anymore! the truth is all are loved, wanted, beautiful!

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Justin Bieber Parody “Sleep on You”: Key Of Awesome #10

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Justin Bieber! He’s gonna rock your body…if he’s not grounded.

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Written by Mark Douglas

Lyrics:

Allright lets do this yall

Im adorable (so precious) Im a tween sensation (girl screams)
People think its cute when Im in adult situations.

Im gonna rock your body. Girl you know I aint playing.
Someone wrote this song for me so Im not sure what Im saying.

Ive seen many different girls and seen their second bases
But youre nothing like those girls. You dont have zits or braces

Im so glad its finally you and me and we are all alone
Except my dad whos over therecause hes the chaperone.

I wont try to pressure you, cus Im willing to wait,
And I wont try to touch your boobies on the first date.

Ill take you out to Chuck E Cheese and then a Pixar movie,
And then maybe later you could just let me see your boobies.

Zero times one equals none.
Me plus you equals fun.

Kittens, and puppies, and chubby cheeks.
Is my cuteness starting to make you weak?

I am adorable (so freaking cute) you cant resist my advances.
Ive got Carol Brady hair and I know all of Ushers dances.

Lets go to my dads car, and make the windows steam.
I really hope that sounded cool cus I dont know what it means.

Most of other boys will play you for a fool.
I made you this macaroni necklace today at school.

I know how please you cus I can do sex good.
I learned about it in a playboy that I found in the woods.

The square root of 1600 is 40.
Dont you wanna be my shortie.

When I first saw you I was astounded.
Ill love you tonight if Im not grounded.

Dad: (spoken) You are definitely grounded

JUSTIN
Im adorable (Its almost disgusting)

DAD
Stop singing that song
My son sings like a little girl I dont know where I went wrong

JUSTIN
I wanna sleep on you.

DAD
That doesnt make sense and, youre being creepy

JUSTIN
Whoa its almost nine oclock Im getting kind of sleepy.

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Watch our other songs in the Key of Awesome!

1. METALLICATS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAfpq6EPKck

2. TRICK OR TREAT OR DIE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hhn9vdHgIHk

3. TWILIGHT SUCKS! The Emo Vampire Song
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1glNuQiE77E

4. DO THE CRYBABY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4ELAbUQhCI

5. THE HOT VOICEMAIL LADY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4RU94zm9wY

6. LADY GAGA AND LORD GAGA (BAD ROMANCE PARODY)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWxTGJ3TK1U

7. SARAH PALIN: MIKE RELM REMIX
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q449qX4gaSs

8. BATMAN PARODY: THE DARK KNIGHT IS CONFUSED
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbgLapRAloQ

9. CHAD VADER AND OBAMA GIRL GET FREAKAY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1NK8Iq0EXY

10. SLEEP ON YOU: THE JUSTIN BIEBER PARODY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_cGo0q7krk

11. JERSEY SHORE PARODY SONG
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EyBwZeoxISk

12. MAN-CRUSH ON JACK BAUER
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuzPN_8GwYA

13. GLITTER PUKE: THE KE$HA TIK TOK PARODY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d7n8GqewJ2M

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Jersey Shore Parody Song: Key Of Awesome #11

Saturday, June 5th, 2010

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– Jersey Shore Parody featuring The Boss singing us the sad story of the hotties forced to party and hook up on the Jersey Shore.

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Written by Mark Douglas and Jake Chudnow

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
The Guidos party all night then go out and try score
On the Jersey Shore
During the day they gotta work at the T-shirt store

SITUATION
Yo its Mike but they call me the situation
Cause my abs never go on a vacation
Some people think that I’m a jerk off
But I look like Rambo with my shirt off
When guidettes see me they get turned on
cus I spend all day at the tanning salon

SNOOKI
It’s me, Snooki I crave attention
I wear sequined shirts and hair extensions
I like to hook up but dont call me loose
When I eat a pickle I suck out the juice.
Im looking for love without much luck
Hey, you took our drinks!

SITUATION
Snooki, duck!

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
They get in fights and they hook up for sport
On the Jersey Shore
They must but crawling with herpes, gonorrhea and warts

JWOWW
They call me JWOWW Im a man eater
I only like guys who wear wife beaters
I drink Jager bombs and get destroyed
and grind on guys who are unemployed.

PAULIE
Im DJ Pauly and I raise the roof
I put gel in my hair til it’s bullet proof
My beats are sick I don’t mean to brag
Check out my contacts, Italian Flags
I get my haircut every single day
I dance with my bros in a manly way
We know several dances including the jump
the ab display, and the guido fist pump

Go go go go go go

BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
On the Jersey Shore
Girls get drunk and hook up with every Vinnie, Petie and Paul
On the Jersey Shore
They wake up the next morning and pretend that they don’t recall
On the Jersey Shore
They get naked in hot tubs and drink themselves into a stupor
Their tans are so Orange they look like a bunch of Oompa loompas

SITUATION
Did he say we look like Oompa Loompas? Not cool boss! Not cool!

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