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Anti-Democrat Humor
September 6, 2010
Take a break from serious politics and enjoy!
Don’t bother reading the following unless you have watched the ENTIRE video. Match the number of the joke/picture in the video with the number here for explanations.
1. “If they’re on an island, how do they speak English?”
Its a joke.
2.Pigs are more civilized than Democrats.
3. Democrats are always saying how they really are good people deep down – although they never show it.
4. Self explanatory.
5. Democrats are always making stupid comments, and the media jumps on them.
6. MOST (not all) Democrats are dirt bags.
7. They both take money, Democrats waste it on pointless Government projects.
8. Self explanatory.
9. Self explanatory.
10. Self explanatory.
11. Al Gore is STUPID. If global warming is happening, then I’m paying $0.50 for gas per gallon.
12. Democrats raise taxes for wasteful projects.
13. Democrats whine about EVERYTHING.
14. Yes, I’m well aware that big-foot was fake, but still, it seems more real than a smart democrat by FAR.
15. Bill Clinton + Hillary Clinton = Chelsea. They’re both bad lawyers and both bad politicians.
16. Self explanatory.
17. Self explanatory.
18. Self explanatory.
19. A comic by Rob Rodgers
20. Look at the facts, most people w/o jobs tend to vote democrat. 60% of crimes are committed by high school drop outs. Most people without jobs are high school drop outs.
21. Self explanatory.
22. Self explanatory (if you lived through the 90′s)
23. Democrats (especially Hillary and Barack) NEVER stop bickering.
24. Howard Dean hates you and I both.
25. Evolve from primitive creatures to civilized humans.
26. It’s a bumper sticker that you put on the back of your SUV.
27. Republicans want to fight terrorists there via the War in Iraq. The Democrats want to fight the war here via terrorist attacks – what idiots!
28. Self explanatory.
29. Self explanatory.
30. Self explanatory.
31. Fox News is the Conservative slanted news station – democrats fear being out-debated by people with three times their IQ’s. (e.g. Bill O’Reily vs. Hillary. Bill won)
32. Most public school teachers are democrats and should NOT be teaching America’s future how to be stupid.
33. Self explanatory.
34. [Stupid] People are always saying how Hillary Clinton is the answer. Answer to what? Who do I vote for to destroy America?
35. If cars ran on stupidity, Democrats would never have to worry about filling their tanks.
36. If you actually know what you’re talking about, than it should be self explanatory.
37. In 2004 the Democrats cried “If Bush wins a second term I’m moving to Canada!”. Red states = Bush, Blue = Kerry.
38. Democrats take from hard working families and give to lazy idiots that dropped out of high school.
39. Obama’s book “The Audacity of Hope” is a bunch of crap. See #47.
40. Self explanatory.
41. Let’s look at the legacies of our last few Presidents and possible future ones.
Regan: Brought down communism.
H.W. Bush: Won the Cold War bringing down communism in Russia.
Clinton: Brought down his pants.
W. Bush: Brought down terrorism.
McCain WILL: Bring down terrorism
Obama WILL: Bring down America.
42. Obama LIES, in fact all Democrats do that – name one (that came AFTER Vietnam) that didn’t/doesn’t lie.
43. Obama lacks experience to be President – simple as that.
44. See #43.
45. Self explanatory.
46. Self explanatory.
47. McCain has actual leadership experience – Obama lacks that so he bases his campaign on “Hope”. See #39.
48. Self explanatory.
49. Al Gore is as stupid as, no! Stupider than a rock.
50. I apologize if this statement offended anyone. I feel strongly against abortion and I believe it is truly wrong. Oh, and to all you hippies, if you want to stop “the killing,” stop abortion. Since the start of the Iraq war, 6,587,650 American children have been murdered by abortion.
51. Hillary is a worse punishment than a nuclear weapon.
52. Liberals (specifically Barack Obama) refuse to say the pledge. The United States IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD, whether you’re atheist or Christian.
53. Self explanatory.
54. Self explanatory.
55. “You swore when you told us not to at the beginning, you’re more of a hypocrite than Obama or Hillary.” Okay? I did not make the picture, I thought it was funny so I incorporated it into the video.
56. This is about when Obama said that small town Pennsylvania clung to guns and religion.
57. I know this one was hard to read. The top map was for 2004. I have a dream that in 2008 all the states will vote Republican.
58. I’m sorry, I made a mistake. 10 out of 10 idiots are Democrats, they don’t necessarily support Obama.
59. Self explanatory.
60. “Dem-o-crap? Wow, you’re real mature.” I can do without the sarcasm, but get all that liberalism out of you and get some common sense.
Duration : 0:9:3
Howard Stern Spoofs Liberals
July 27, 2010
Segment of LIVE Broadcast of Right & Wrong airing every Saturday evening at 6:30 PM (PST) on ktstfm.com. This is a commentary on a spoof pulled off on Howard Stern where he attaches John Mccain’s policies and VP candidate to Obama and asks if voters in the Bronx approve. very enlightening as to why liberals are as dumb as they think.
Duration : 0:5:43
Daily Show Jon Stewart Destroys Bill Kristol on Health Care – The Ultimate Smackdown!
June 22, 2010
Howard Dean Hosts MSNBC Countdown.
Bill Kristol admits the government can provide first-class health care.
Daily Show Jon Stewart Destroys Bill Kristol on Health Care. The Ultimate Smackdown!
[ fun funny comedy joke jokes satire humor Political parody comedians ]
Duration : 0:2:59
Anti-Democrat Humor 2
April 17, 2010
Take a break from serious politics and enjoy!Anita Dunn: Fox News Is “Research Arm of the Republican Party”
October 22, 2009
In an interview on CNN’s “Reliable Sources,” White House Communications Director Anita Dunn elaborates on comments she made in an interview in Time magazine, in which she commented that Fox News is “opinion journalism masquerading as news.”
“The reality of it is, fox news often operates as either the research arm or the communications arm of the Republican Party,” she told Howard Kurtz.
Dunn added that Obama, who snubbed “Fox News Sunday” in making the rounds with four broadcast networks and Univision to push his health care reform plan, will appear on Fox again in the near future, because “he engages with ideological opponents,” but she declined to disclose a date.
She also points out how the conservative commentators, who were “rejoicing” and “celebrating” the United States losing out on the 2016 Olympics in Chicago despite Obama’s pleas, are ‘somewhat bitter” in the fact that an American President, Obama, won the Nobel Peace Laureate.
In addition, Dunn also criticized the mainstream media over inaccuracies being reported, including the “death panel” claim in Obama’s health care reform plan.
Duration : 0:9:7