Posts Tagged ‘jokes’
Ask A Republican w/ Conservative Rep. Martin!
September 10, 2010
http://www.askarepublican.com/Welcome.html
http://www.paulgilmartin.com/
Duration : 0:9:37
Stephen Colbert, Drew Carey, Garry Trudeau: Political Humor and Campaigning Part 3 (2004)
September 10, 2010
March 6, 2004 http://www.amazon.com/gp/redirect.html?ie=UTF8&location=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.amazon.com%2FStephen-Colbert%2Fe%2FB001H6NLEI%3Fqid%3D1281414695%26sr%3D1-2-ent&tag=doc06-20&linkCode=ur2&camp=1789&creative=9325
Watch the full program: http://thefilmarchived.blogspot.com/2010/08/stephen-colbert-drew-carey-and-garry.html
Philip Stephen Hendrie (born September 1, 1952) is an American radio personality. He is best known as the host of The Phil Hendrie Show, a comedy talk radio program that is syndicated throughout North America on Talk Radio Network. While The Phil Hendrie Show became renowned for its unique and controversial guests, those guests are not real people at all. They are fictional characters created and voiced by Hendrie himself.
Hendrie has performed voices on the animated FOX sitcoms King of the Hill and Futurama, and as I.N.T.E.L.L.I.G.E.N.C.E. and the Terrorist in Team America: World Police. In Spring of 2006, he had a supporting role in the live-action NBC sitcom Teachers.
Hendrie moved from Minneapolis, Minnesota and then to Miami, Florida where he further developed his show. The show then moved to KFI in Los Angeles, California and was nationally syndicated to approximately 100 radio stations. Hendrie was married in 1997 to radio talk show host Maria Sanchez. Their wedding was held at the Queen Mary and was broadcast live on KFI. In February 2005, Hendrie was moved from his flagship station, KFI, to XTRA Sports 570 AM, a sports talk radio station also centered in Los Angeles.
In early 2006, Hendrie announced that he was retiring from radio; yet the retirement proved to be temporary. He said that he felt he had reached the limits of what he could do in “terrestrial talk radio” and expressing a desire to shift his career focus toward acting. On June 4, 2007, it was announced that Phil Hendrie would return to radio June 25, 2007 from 10 PM to 1 AM PST on Talk Radio Network, with shows airing weeknightly. The new incarnation of Hendrie’s program is a combination of character voices from his old show and lighthearted political commentary.
In 1970, Garry Trudeau’s creation of Doonesbury was syndicated by the newly formed Universal Press Syndicate. Today Doonesbury is syndicated to almost 1,400 newspapers worldwide and is accessible online in association with Slate Magazine at doonesbury.com.
In 1975, he became the first comic strip artist to win a Pulitzer, traditionally awarded to editorial-page cartoonists. He was also a Pulitzer finalist in 1990. He was nominated for an Oscar in 1977 in the category of Animated Short Film, for A Doonesbury Special, in collaboration with John Hubley and Faith Hubley. A Doonesbury Special eventually won the Cannes Film Festival Jury Special Prize in 1978. Other awards include the National Cartoonist Society Newspaper Comic Strip Award in 1994, and the Reuben Award in 1995.
He was made a fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences in 1993. Wiley Miller, fellow comic-strip artist responsible for Non Sequitur, called Trudeau “far and away the most influential editorial cartoonist in the last 25 years.”
In addition to his work on Doonesbury, Trudeau has teamed up with Elizabeth Swados and written plays (such as Rap Master Ronnie and Doonesbury: A Musical Comedy). In 1988, Trudeau joined forces with director Robert Altman for the HBO miniseries Tanner ’88 and the Sundance Channel miniseries sequel Tanner on Tanner in 2004. In 1996, Newsweek and the Washington Post speculated that Trudeau penned the novel Primary Colors, which was later revealed to have been written by Joe Klein.
Duration : 0:10:59
Anti-Democrat Humor
September 6, 2010
Take a break from serious politics and enjoy!
Don’t bother reading the following unless you have watched the ENTIRE video. Match the number of the joke/picture in the video with the number here for explanations.
1. “If they’re on an island, how do they speak English?”
Its a joke.
2.Pigs are more civilized than Democrats.
3. Democrats are always saying how they really are good people deep down – although they never show it.
4. Self explanatory.
5. Democrats are always making stupid comments, and the media jumps on them.
6. MOST (not all) Democrats are dirt bags.
7. They both take money, Democrats waste it on pointless Government projects.
8. Self explanatory.
9. Self explanatory.
10. Self explanatory.
11. Al Gore is STUPID. If global warming is happening, then I’m paying $0.50 for gas per gallon.
12. Democrats raise taxes for wasteful projects.
13. Democrats whine about EVERYTHING.
14. Yes, I’m well aware that big-foot was fake, but still, it seems more real than a smart democrat by FAR.
15. Bill Clinton + Hillary Clinton = Chelsea. They’re both bad lawyers and both bad politicians.
16. Self explanatory.
17. Self explanatory.
18. Self explanatory.
19. A comic by Rob Rodgers
20. Look at the facts, most people w/o jobs tend to vote democrat. 60% of crimes are committed by high school drop outs. Most people without jobs are high school drop outs.
21. Self explanatory.
22. Self explanatory (if you lived through the 90′s)
23. Democrats (especially Hillary and Barack) NEVER stop bickering.
24. Howard Dean hates you and I both.
25. Evolve from primitive creatures to civilized humans.
26. It’s a bumper sticker that you put on the back of your SUV.
27. Republicans want to fight terrorists there via the War in Iraq. The Democrats want to fight the war here via terrorist attacks – what idiots!
28. Self explanatory.
29. Self explanatory.
30. Self explanatory.
31. Fox News is the Conservative slanted news station – democrats fear being out-debated by people with three times their IQ’s. (e.g. Bill O’Reily vs. Hillary. Bill won)
32. Most public school teachers are democrats and should NOT be teaching America’s future how to be stupid.
33. Self explanatory.
34. [Stupid] People are always saying how Hillary Clinton is the answer. Answer to what? Who do I vote for to destroy America?
35. If cars ran on stupidity, Democrats would never have to worry about filling their tanks.
36. If you actually know what you’re talking about, than it should be self explanatory.
37. In 2004 the Democrats cried “If Bush wins a second term I’m moving to Canada!”. Red states = Bush, Blue = Kerry.
38. Democrats take from hard working families and give to lazy idiots that dropped out of high school.
39. Obama’s book “The Audacity of Hope” is a bunch of crap. See #47.
40. Self explanatory.
41. Let’s look at the legacies of our last few Presidents and possible future ones.
Regan: Brought down communism.
H.W. Bush: Won the Cold War bringing down communism in Russia.
Clinton: Brought down his pants.
W. Bush: Brought down terrorism.
McCain WILL: Bring down terrorism
Obama WILL: Bring down America.
42. Obama LIES, in fact all Democrats do that – name one (that came AFTER Vietnam) that didn’t/doesn’t lie.
43. Obama lacks experience to be President – simple as that.
44. See #43.
45. Self explanatory.
46. Self explanatory.
47. McCain has actual leadership experience – Obama lacks that so he bases his campaign on “Hope”. See #39.
48. Self explanatory.
49. Al Gore is as stupid as, no! Stupider than a rock.
50. I apologize if this statement offended anyone. I feel strongly against abortion and I believe it is truly wrong. Oh, and to all you hippies, if you want to stop “the killing,” stop abortion. Since the start of the Iraq war, 6,587,650 American children have been murdered by abortion.
51. Hillary is a worse punishment than a nuclear weapon.
52. Liberals (specifically Barack Obama) refuse to say the pledge. The United States IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD, whether you’re atheist or Christian.
53. Self explanatory.
54. Self explanatory.
55. “You swore when you told us not to at the beginning, you’re more of a hypocrite than Obama or Hillary.” Okay? I did not make the picture, I thought it was funny so I incorporated it into the video.
56. This is about when Obama said that small town Pennsylvania clung to guns and religion.
57. I know this one was hard to read. The top map was for 2004. I have a dream that in 2008 all the states will vote Republican.
58. I’m sorry, I made a mistake. 10 out of 10 idiots are Democrats, they don’t necessarily support Obama.
59. Self explanatory.
60. “Dem-o-crap? Wow, you’re real mature.” I can do without the sarcasm, but get all that liberalism out of you and get some common sense.
Duration : 0:9:3
Humor U, BYU Stand-up Comedy – “Republicans and Democrats” – Bryson Kearl
July 2, 2010
See more Humor U videos: http://www.youtube.com/user/theofficialHumorU
See Bryson at Humor U’s shows, go to http://humoru.org for details.
Bryson jokes about writing a joke in the middle of the night and waking up to find a strange scribbling about his name and estrogen. He also jokes about republican and democrat party mascots and colors, strip poker, band wagons, and naming babies. Bryson is hilarious and brilliant. You’ll laugh at his jokes.
Bryson is a stand-up comedian in Humor U, BYU Stand-up Comedy.
Filmed at a live performance April 2010 at the Pardoe Theater on BYU campus in Provo, Utah.
Duration : 0:8:51
Is Sarah Palin Hot? Featuring Zach Livingston, Neeto Star Part 2 Political comedy, humor, funny
June 27, 2010
Is Sarah Palin Hot? Featuring Neeto Star, DD Brown, Dookie Slim, Political comedy humor funny – http://neetostar.com satire, jokes, spoofs, parody, comedian, black, democrats, republican, dumb, stupid, late night, satirist, stand up, funniest – Facebook http://bit.ly/9IAvUL Twitter http://bit.ly/aCUdaD
Duration : 0:3:29
Daily Show Jon Stewart Destroys Bill Kristol on Health Care – The Ultimate Smackdown!
June 22, 2010
Howard Dean Hosts MSNBC Countdown.
Bill Kristol admits the government can provide first-class health care.
Daily Show Jon Stewart Destroys Bill Kristol on Health Care. The Ultimate Smackdown!
[ fun funny comedy joke jokes satire humor Political parody comedians ]
Duration : 0:2:59
Is Sarah Palin Hot? Featuring Neeto Star, DD Brown, Dookie Slim, Political comedy humor funny
June 17, 2010
Is Sarah Palin Hot? Featuring Neeto Star, DD Brown, Dookie Slim, Political comedy humor funny –
http://neetostar.com satire, jokes, spoofs, parody, comedian, black, democrats, republican, dumb, stupid, late night, satirist, stand up, funniest – Facebook http://bit.ly/9IAvUL Twitter http://bit.ly/aCUdaD
Duration : 0:2:40
Anti-Democrat Humor 2
April 17, 2010
Take a break from serious politics and enjoy!Being Funny Can Make Lots of Money
March 15, 2010
So, everyone at work thinks you are hilarious! People at parties always flock to you so you can tell them a new joke. In school, you won the class clown trophy and you are totally proud of it. Terrific! Now you want to learn how to make money being a Comedian. Is it time to take your funniness to a new level?
Many people are just funny, but it is not always easy to convert that to a career. Having solid and funny material is one of the keys to becoming successful. But how do you find out if your material is any good? Well, that is really the easy part. There are plenty of places where you will be able to try out your stuff. Be prepared to fail! When patrons have paid to be entertained, they expect you to be good.
Trust that one bad joke or story, where no one even giggles, will seem like an eternity, so be prepared for that, or you may just run off of the stage, which would actually be pretty funny! Being loud and obnoxious is also not a particularly a good plan. Be yourself and if people like that, you should be off to a good start.
Humor is an interesting topic. Can you determine what makes people laugh? It really should not be hard, but for some reason it really is. People at parties or at work already like you, so when you say something funny, they will respond in kind. However, when customers are actually looking to be entertained, you had better have at least a few gems come running out of your mouth or your set will not be a pleasant one.
With the mass appeal of viral marketing, it is pretty easy to record yourself and place it on one of the many sites that show videos. People are constantly searching for humorous items, so if you are funny, they will find you. If you have interesting opinions on current events or the crisis of the day, your viral audience will let you know.
This industry is all about being different. There are thousands of comics and most of them make a living doing it. If you see them on television, they are full time. They may work strip clubs and high school dance, but they are getting paid to be funny. If they can do it, perhaps you have a chance. The biggest challenge is having enough material.
To be able to get on stage it is necessary to have about 30 minutes of solid material. Unfortunately, the only method to be sure that you have great stuff to say, it to try it out on real people. Although your cat may think you are hilarious, paying customers may not find a hairball joke as funny as Mittens does. The thought of getting on stage must not frighten you.
People in a club are there to laugh and they want to laugh. So, if you have a nice personality you may get some laughs. When you win the audience over, you may even get sympathy laughs! Not likely what you are looking for, but a laugh is a laugh. Most importantly realize that you will need to become callous. People want your opinion and if it is funny, they will laugh. So, learn how to make money being a comedian, just plan on multiple failures and some major setbacks. Deal with those and who knows, maybe you will become the next big star!
Comedians needs lots of ideas and movies is a great way to get them. Why not use the Netflix coupons offer and get yourself some free movies?
Jokes
October 26, 2009
Me and my friends on the 366 bus. summ silly fight.